SFAH: Surprising announcements at Tech conferences

Not-so-famous last words

I wish that I was cast as Batman in an upcoming movie trilogy

Stuck in boring quests with my archmage build

I wish cum was blue

Ex-gangster becomes a family man before eventually dying in a dramatic way.

A really poorly worded error message that implies a far worse problem, given the context

I wish for a 20 piece nugget meal with a basket of fries and a 2 liter coke

SFAH: If Real Life was Moderated Like Reddit

SCENE: Awkward moments at a superhero support group.

I wish that anymodifications on motorcycles made with the intent of making them noisier, made them stop working instead

You must stop an international criminal network. Interview witnesses, build a profile of your suspects, and then, once you have enough evidence, collaborate with Interpol to make an arrest.

I wish to know who everyone is reincarnated from.

SFAH: Problems that you should not have to call the Avengers for assistance

Going Mad with a Moderate Amount of Power

SFAH: Love hotels made by other companies

I wish Napoleon wasn’t defeated at Waterloo

SFAH: Gentle reminders or precautions that take on alarming new meaning when typed out in all capital letters.

Jump and roll through obstacle-laden levels, collecting everything in sight. Your best friend can help you fly but be careful, they’re fragile.

A photographer is exploring Vatican City, but then pops in quickly to a public toilet.

Patriot manipulates someone into committing friendly fire

I wish that instead of wars, global conflicts could be resolved over a fair game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

SFAH: Honest eulogies at funerals

I wish that it's illegal to sell an standard edition of a game for more than 70 dólars.... Except GTA 6 it has a pass

SFAH: Puzzling conversations overheard amidst the panic aboard the sinking Titanic