Don't even know what to sAy.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
Why do you take Mormons in pairs when you go fishing ?
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
Some bridges are better off burnt.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
K-Tel records 1978
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I told you...I don't chase.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
Don't love anything that can't love back.
A fun way to express yourself in 7 words. 7 words in the Title, no emojis. GIFs are allowed in comments. That moment when you need an extra word to express yourself. We are an achievement subreddit. 🏆🏅🎖️ We randomly tag post, with flair and show in our Community Highlights based upon upvote count.
I know you've been watching me.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
I wanna go on a date...
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
Still looking for my soul tribe.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
Note to self.... pressure makes diamonds.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
I couldn't bAre to see you yesterday.
A fun way to express yourself in 7 words. 7 words in the Title, no emojis. GIFs are allowed in comments. That moment when you need an extra word to express yourself. We are an achievement subreddit. 🏆🏅🎖️ We randomly tag post, with flair and show in our Community Highlights based upon upvote count.
Sometimes.... rejection truly is spiritual protection.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
Damn J's ... oughtta be a law.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
Intelligence is not synonymous with credentials.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
They tried and tried ....rutroh shaggy
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
I won an argument with self.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
What do you call 5 cocktail waitresses in a basement ?
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
Hey lady....wanna go to dinner ??
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
You dropped a bomb on me .... baby.
A fun way to express yourself in 7 words. 7 words in the Title, no emojis. GIFs are allowed in comments. That moment when you need an extra word to express yourself. We are an achievement subreddit. 🏆🏅🎖️ We randomly tag post, with flair and show in our Community Highlights based upon upvote count.
You dropped a bomb on me....
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
I wanna feel what love is, and .....
A place for the letter you never sent.
I don't trust anyone...people suck.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
Some people are just unnecessarily mean.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
Trust your gut ...not her excuses.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
I RESPOND accordingly ....I don't react.
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." - Ernest Hemingway A story told in only six words - Hemingway called this his best work. Can you do better?
