Any product purchased by from amazon works exactly the way it's advertised

Gulf of Cuba

These loaf tins dont work as lids for one-another, so Ive had to make some modifications

Poignant. Is everyone using it wrong?

$1M, but the political party you have supported the last 5 years loses every election for the rest of your life

What is the source of the idea "AI becomes sentient and goes to do bad things"?

An attractive woman at a car auction who discourages bidders

You can teleport vertically

What extra would we actually achieve in the field of physics if we were able to find the mommentom and the position of a subatomic particle

You can exchange any game currency into real currency.

Since a microwave operates with magnetic fields, would it be possible to heat up non-polar particles?

Ride a horse

Empower the CDC to publicly execute the first person who comes down with a new flu variant every year.

In 1959, police were called to a segregated library when 9-year-old Ronald McNair refused to leave. He later earned a PhD in Physics from MIT and tragically lost his life in 1986 as a Challenger astronaut. Today, the same library that once denied him books bears his name.

Lord Melbury

Is my landlord scamming me with a doctored/fake gas bill?... Font is way off

I actually like it when people loudly play music in public

$100 every day but there is a 10% chance that after you leave any building a bird shits on you.

Do you use any obscure slang, or idiosyncratic words or phrases?

American Comedy is just bullying

1 million dollars per year, but all of your crushes can hear your thoughts if you're nearby.

The Costa Concordia disaster

When do I insert a thermometer in the bread?

Help Name Our New Southwest Kitchener Elementary School

I’ve been at this for a while, im stumped. [REQUEST]