I turned 18

Holy fuck, I don't know how - I don't know why - And I have no idea how I haven't died or driven myself to it - but I'm fucking alive. I'm not dead. And I didn't commit suicide... I had promised my death 5 days before my 18th, but here I am... Alive and.... alive.

Well, time to buy a lottery ticket. I'm still a teenager, right guys?