I’m probably not the first one to post this today, but DAMN I’m SO glad to not be one of the millions with a hangover tomorrow after the Super Bowl

And the idea of waking up to realizing all the crap I ate with the smell making me nauseous

I’m gladly pigging out on some junk food tonight. There’s something that makes it taste better knowing that my groans tonight will be because I ate too much, not because I ate AND drank too much

This is unrelated (sort of), but my biggest problem was texting people. Oh god, I used to text co workers too. It went about like this down the hill:

“That commercial wuz hilarrrious lol”

“what a terrible halftime show!!!”

“let’s have a party continue at work tomorrow!” (people would think i’m joking)

“oh god I’m way too drunk right now for work in 6 hours!!”

“I’m so sorry I bothered you so much last night on the weekend”

(embarrassed at work the next day)

I’m so lucky I never got confronted for bothering a coworker or my boss on the weekend 😬 yikes. Besides my health, that’s what made me stop drinking. I’m so lucky I never lost my job because of being way too happy and friendly with people who most likely just tolerated me