How to make carrot juice

In my dream, this was supposedly a way to make carrot juice using ingredients you already have at home. The recipe was as follows: take 26 individual serving packets of liquid coffee creamer, empty them into a container and add water so the consistency is more like milk. Take carrots (either canned or cooked from a frozen package--not fresh) and mash them up, then add them to the creamer mixture. Serve by pouring it onto an open coloring book. You have to drink it fast, because it soaks into the pages really quickly.