What's a crazy thing you got punished for?
I once got chewed out by both n parents for not doing chores that I hadn't been asked to do.
They knew they hadn't asked me and when I brought this up they told 13 year old me that I should "want to do the chores."
For context the house was already pretty much spotless besides n dads messes. The only people who ever actually cleaned were me and a bi weekly cleaning lady.
They just couldn't be troubled to ask me to do things. I was supposed to walk around looking for tasks to do.