BOUKEN NA BOUKEN

BENNETT? I LOVE BENNETT. BENNETT'S CHAOTIC. BENNETT'S A HUMAN FOUR-LEAF CLOVER WITH ALL THE LEAVES FALLING OFF, BUT YOU STILL KEEP IT BECAUSE IT'S CHARMING. I CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT BENNETT. BENNETT IS MY LUCKY CHARM, MY WANDERING STAR, MY REASON FOR LAUGHING THROUGH THE PAIN. BENNETT WALKS INTO A DOMAIN, AND EVERY CHEST IS ALREADY UNLOCKED BECAUSE EVEN FATE CAN'T RESIST HIM. BENNETT DOESN'T JUST FIGHT; BENNETT TRIPS, ROLLS, ACCIDENTALLY SETS EVERYTHING ON FIRE—AND STILL COMES OUT A HERO.

WHEN BENNETT FALLS, THE WORLD FALLS WITH HIM—BUT HE GETS UP, AND WE ALL CHEER. THE GRASS IS GREENER, THE CRYO SLIMES FREEZE A LITTLE SLOWER, AND THE HILICHURLS START DANCING INSTEAD OF FIGHTING. BENNETT IS THE EMBODIMENT OF "UNLUCKY BUT PLUCKY." HE WEARS A BANDANA LIKE IT'S A CROWN BECAUSE HE'S THE UNDISPUTED KING OF NEVER GIVING UP. THE KNIGHTS OF FAVONIUS DON'T NEED BENNETT—THEY depend on him, even if his cooking is, uh, “adventurous.” BENNETT COULD GET STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, LOSE A TREASURE MAP, AND STILL SOMEHOW FIND AN ARTEFACT STRONGER THAN ANY FIVE-STAR. BENNETT ISN'T JUST A CHARACTER; BENNETT IS A STATE OF MIND. NO ONE BEATS BENNET. | I know Mavuika and Arlecchino are viable without Benny. Keep your angry claws away from your keyboard👹