1 million dollars per year, but all of your crushes can hear your thoughts if you're nearby.

So, here’s the situation: You get $1 million per year, every year, but anyone you have a crush on can hear your thoughts whenever they’re within about 30 feet of you.

They won’t hear all your thoughts, just the ones that involve them in any way. It could be as harmless as "Wow, they have nice hair today," or as embarrassing as "Please don’t notice how awkward I’m being right now." And if your brain starts panicking and overanalyzing? Yep, they’ll hear all of that too.

You can’t turn it off, and it applies retroactively—if you ever had a crush on someone, they’ll still hear it. Even if you’re over them, if they walk by and you think, "Oh god, they used to be my crush, I hope they don’t remember," congrats, they just heard that too.

Would you take the money?