Clueless math guy renames elements they don't like to name of

i'm blissfully unaware about how this'll effect the rest of chem. (everything below is a joke)
Helium - Helion. It's a noble gas, we stop giving elements old privilege.
Fluorine - Florine. Fuck that spelling.
Sodium - Natrium. To match symbols.
Potassium - Kalium. To match symbols and shorter.
Iron - Ferrium. To match symbols, and to put in the D-Block (a.k.a -ium land.)
Copper - Cuprium. Same as Fe.
Stronium - Sronium. To match symbols.
Tungsten - Wolfium. Same as Fe + "Wolframium" is less cool that "Wolfium".
Silver - Argentium. Same as Fe.
Platinum - Platinium
Gold - Aurium
Mercury - Hyrargentium. Same as Fe.
If I missed any, well then that's just extra unintentional ragebait