What are you ‘shallow/selfish’ reasons for not wanting children?

My main reasons for not wanting children are misogyny, fear of pregnancy and childbirth, and not wanting the responsibility that comes with motherhood. Fully admit, I’m selfish. I don’t think not wanting kids is selfish, but I am too selfish to be a responsible parent.

My more ‘superficial’ reasons are that I like sleep. Seriously, the idea of a 4 hour stretch of sleep being a ‘treat’ sounds awful to me. I like staying up late and sleeping in. I like doing nothing. I like going on fancy holidays whenever I want. I like going out to expensive restaurants. I like watching mindless TV with my wife.

Please share your ‘selfish’ reasons for not wanting kids. I’m here to celebrate you.