Advice for adhering a STP to the body…

Hey y’all, just looking for some advice… I a while back bought a Transkin Lifeline Ultra Real STP… I am in love with this STP as I have been able from day one to use it with little issue, however I am just growing tired of having to wear harnesses all the time so wanted to try to use an adhesive to see if I could get it to stay…

I bought some Prosaide from Amazon and I have tried it twice, both times it only stuck for a few seconds… first time I used it I put the two layers on like it said attached it to myself and laid down for like a min or two to let it “set” then got up and it fell right off oh and forgot to mention that was not freshly shaven but it had been a few days so there was some stubble there… The second time I did it I went real crazy and I placed two layers on both the STP and on myself to see if that might improve the stick, which it slightly did but it too ultimately fell off after a minute… I think the balls are what is killing the ability to stick… that STP has some very dense and hefty balls so it’s just to much weight for the adhesive to handle…

Any thoughts, tips, tricks, or advice?

I am going to try to use my Ricky STP from Rodeoh today to see if I can get it to stick as it is much much lighter in weight… I will report back if that seems to work better with the prosaide…