What’s the dumbest question a gUEsT has ever asked you?

I had a gUEsT ask me the other day, “How do I get out of here? Where are the Checkout lanes at?” Like do you not remember how you came in nor have you even bothered LOOKING?

Edit: Let me clarify I did not say that to the guest and all I did was politely point him in the right direction so don’t get all upset as if I insulted this guy and made a big deal out of it

Edit 2: Imagine if we got $1 for everytime a customer asked “Do you work here?”