Fellow Millennial Guys- did anybody else wear boxers over their tighty whities so they wouldn't get teased?
My harrowing story starts when I entered 7th grade gym class and somehow was the only person to miss the memo that tighty whities were out, and boxers were IN.
I BEGGED my parents to buy me boxers as soon as I got home from school and they promised we would get some on the weekend. But that meant I still had to endure FOUR DAYS of scorn and ridicule for being the last of the tightied and whitied.
But that next Monday, I proudly matched through the front doors of the school, officially a boxers man! The problem? I hated them. They were too loose, too "stimulating", and I missed the tight embrace of my butt huggers.
So what did I do? I put on my tighties in the morning, and slyly slipped my boxers over them. Why suffer the name calling and wedgies in the locker room if I could have my cake and eat it too? My incredibly comfortable but mind-blowingly shameful tighty whities were neatly hidden behind the baggy boxers where they could gently cradle my balls without an audience.
This went on all the way through my freshman year of college when my roommate caught me doing it and told me the waistband of the tighty whities was constantly visible above the waistband of my boxers.
So who else did this?