English class 10th theory 🥰

Saw sm stuff on reddit and imagined it all 😋

(TW:this is all meaningless,am js not getting enough sleep 😋) So remember how horace went to rob the house? And there was a dawg , what if that dawg was tricki and the house was of mrs pumphrey and the girl who took advantage of her was no other than loisel.

WHO ELSE HAD A DAWG?

NATALYA.

so what if natalya and mrs pumphrey are the same person as they both are kinda stubborn,so squeezers= tricki and remember how natalya and lomov fought alot? So lomov started liking natalya's father chubukov so natalya became the thirdwheel of lomov&Chubukov.

Then in footprints without feet, remember Mrs hall moaning? Well what if griffin did dirty stuff to her and she moaned. So she became impressed by griffin as Mr hall couldn't satisfy her so she basically ran away with griffin and married him.

So now lomov ♡ chubukov , Mrs hall ♡ Griffin so now natalya&Mr hall are the third wheels And in the chapter "For anne Gregory" what if the author is chubukov writing for lomov , and Who else is anne? Anne frank.

So basically william butler yeast wrote a "love" poem for a 13yo who had no friends,and guess what william butler yeast yeets a lil boy's ball which caused the little boy to lose his balls , later he grew up to became john berryman who wrote this poem about himself but was too shy to say cause he had became ball-less, so now berryman is bottom and guess which guy is single?

Mr hall.

So berryman got his sugar daddy which was Mr hallAnd so natalya was the only one which was single now. She came to chennai and on one evening was talking to her relative about how different things can happen to this world and this little stubborn girl came and started nodding and agreeing to her , natalya being immature thought that she was being mocked so she started complaining about the little girl, who was the little girl you may ask?

Valli 😋

OK SO NOW CHUBUKOV&LOMOV STARTED LIVING TOGETHER AND START A FARM NEAR THE OXDEN MEADOW AND STARTED CALLING "GUESS" (LOMOV'S DAWG) AS THEIR CHILD who else was gay and had a farm? LENCHO So lencho = lomov (L in common) And you saw how the postmaster was generous? He was none other than gautam buddha