New beast for next season?
They need to pick a new beast if this show gets picked up for another season the current beast has no charm at all. They should recast the assistants to the beast too it makes no sense and the current beast is not beast-like at all either.
I was thinking about who I'd like to see cast as the beast for next season:
- The Rock - he is literally a beast and he's got charisma and the show could feature more physical challenges to make the show more beast-like
- Oprah - okay she wouldn't do it but since the show is giving away a ton of things it'd actually make sense for it to be her because she's famous for giving cars away and so it makes sense to have it be someone who is rich and is famous for doing stuff like that
- Marshawn Lynch is literally "Beast Mode" so its perfect and he's actually funny unlike the current beast who is just some random dude
- Elon Musk okay hear me out before judging this one I know he's doing doge stuff now but he is super rich and could play it like a billionaire villain and that could be kinda interesting since the show is already kinda squid games like so having him pulling the strings would make him an interesting beast
Other beast ideas for a season two? Also, yes this is satire of a comment I just saw in another thread where the person clearly had no idea who he was and I just found it so entertaining I had to write something that took it to absurd heights.